HermitDoes it mean that I can increase morale at most four times per day?

I think you can encrease morale more times per day but I don't know exactly how many times

I think that 1st message in this topic must be English version of that one:

Amko

Привет, кто бы ты ни был! Это Обитель, да, да, та самая Обитель, о которой все говорят! Располагайся, чувствуй себя как дома.

Amko would you like to do it?

During previous term I've prepared a short presentation about my university for English lesson, so if you are interested, you may take a look. This is the most part of my speech:

Perm State University was opened as a branch of St. Petersburg University on the 14th of October in 1916. The idea of a higher education centre in the Urals was very much discussed at the turn if 20th century. This dynamically developing region needed its own research and educational centre. Perm fought for the right of having its own university for a very long time. Decisive role was played by a successful businessman Nikolai Meshkov. By the way, in the 1920s-1930s on the basis of the university there were setup the Perm Agricultural, Medical and Pedagogical Institutes.

Constantine Pokrovsky, a Professor of Astronomy, was the first rector of PSU and headed it from 1916 to 1918.

Our university stands on two streets named after people that played an important role in the history of PSU.

Alexander Genkel was born on the 20th of July in 1872. He was a botanist and a teacher and founded University Botanical Garden. Genkel is remembered as a brilliant lecturer, polyglot, erudite. He has wrote about 200 articles.

Alexander Bukirev was born on the 12th of September in 1903. He was a university rector twice, before and after World War II. Bukirev was a scientist worker in PSU and organized 2 scientific expeditions along Kama-river.

University today…

1 building: university administration, fac. of biology and physics, deanery, canteen, library, broadcast station
2 building: museum of university history, library, cathedras and deaneries of Math Faculty, History Faculty and Philosophy Faculty, college of IT.
5 building: selection committee, Faculties of Philology, Law and Modern Languages and Literature.
6 building: recruitment agency “Alma Mater”, library, Chemistry Faculty
8 building: department of international relations, faculties of Geology and Geography.

Итак, Ваша магия - Феникс

Вы призываете огромную огненную птицу - феникса, который готов сражаться только на вашей стороне.

Пройти тест

wtf? what's all? hum! a phoenix is good, but 100 phoenixs are very good. Excellent

Phoenix also can be restored after one have been killed with 25% of probability. Aproximately 25 phoenixes from 100 ones will be restored.

Ouuu....I read this word

phoenix

as f*ck
Oh my inattention......

Hello, guys! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ewgeniy (Wesker). I am sixteen years old. I am from Chernihiv, Ukraine. I like sometimes reading books and always listen music. .
I have got a computer, but haven't got an iPod.
I can run very fast, but can't swim. I'd like to buy some posters for the wall. Hum! This is a mouse in my hand, and that is a cup of tea on the table in front of me.
By the way, if you don't like my English, you can blow me.

WeskerI have got a computer, but haven't got an iPod.

What is iPod a thing?

My homework, lol.

... So, this day is very important for Dabbie. Her virtual love arrived to England at last. Dabbie and Per didn't meet in real life before.
Dabbie got up, got dressed, and started wait.
At eleven o'clock someone knocked at the door. "who is there?" she asked.
"This is Per" answered voice behind the door. Dabbie's heart started beating, she opened a door and... There was a little fat bald guy. Dabbie was scared.
"What's wrong? Oh yeah, i have a little different from photos. I used a photoshop, sorry" explained fat guy.
Dabbie jumped out the window and smashed.
Love on the Internet is senseless and merciless.

Love in a bottle.
Fisherman Vincent Banks from Cape Cod in America couldn't find a wife, so he wrote a letter, put it in a bottle and threw it into the sea. Ten years later and five thousand miles away in Spain, Rosa Randeiro found the bottle on the beach...

... Rosa Randeiro, who didn't has a true love in life sold her house and went to Cape Cod in America. She looked for Vincent and she found him.
At that moment he had a beautiful wife and two children. A boy and a girl. He was happy and satisfied with his life.
And what about Rosa? Without love, money and home she lost everything.
Next morning a clean lady found her with a noose around her neck. Her face and lips was blue and her tongue fell out mouth.

and started waiting

nne?
don't want to read more /:
Once I wrote an essay on the French in google.translate, stupidly copied everything, the teacher was stunned by such essay)) She considered it a genius and marked 5 in the quarter and the year.

I has killed a spider T_T

you are wise, my friend -_-

Tambov's wolf is your friend :3

All wolves are my friends, I'm the Moon Wolf Sovereign
You may continue to kill the spiders, I aughtorize.

I aughtorize

what ?